This profile had me laughing hysterically!
I own a very successfull events company in Manchester. some of the gigs i have put on Include the enemy, Rev and the makers and Ocean colour scene..If you dont like live gigs and festivals WE WONT GET ON .... If a good man is hard to find, is a hard man good to find.. You bad girlies. I am looking for some one who is rock and roll that is rock and roll, not slang for on the dole, must have a sense of humour but not be able to trump louder than me,.. No women over size 14 as i dont like fat women, sorry, there is no excuse for it you werent born fat so why become fat.When did bubbly mean overweight as well? I love indie music, stone roses, oasis, weller, kasabian, etc etc , If you like RnB we wont get on,but i love old motown and soul, and ealy hip hop.. just modern RnB is shocking... just got back from living in dubai and may go back at some point,, bloody freezing here aint it.. So if you aint fat good looking got a sense of humour and are a nymphomaniac who can cook i will allow you to message, And If you have an old relative with lots of money message me .. ha.. and girls stop sticking your tongue out in pictures thats sexual frustration...I am also wrongly attracted to Lilly Allen.... all done in the best pooooosssssssibbbbbllllleeeeeeee taste... If ya tlk dik tis, go and search for the missing letters on your keyboard, coz i dunna no wht u syin in it ... MORONS.. Also women on here who say back by popular demand or i couldnt keep away.. ahhh so you were dumped love..And if i see another profile that says i dont bite, well unless you want me too.. YAWN MCYAWN and another pet hate IF CARSLBERGS MADE GIRLFRIENDS.... it would have to be you yes love as I would have to drink 10 carlsbergs to even contemplate you....Latest update, Girls you stretch their neck out in their pictures to stop their 14 chins showing, it just looks like your straining for a poo..
First date ten benson a wimpey and a knee trembler round the back of the working mens club after a quick half.. I know your wet already, but yes these dates do exist not just a fantasy or a mills and boons novel. So put on your best wellies and xmas jumper and lets get the dabbers out all in 5 pound a line, gala bingo loving it
