I think I'll start with the near misses or the lucky escapes. The ones that I almost met but thank fuck I didn't.
Lucky escape no.1 - Beckoboy- I mean what the fuck kind of name is that? Anyway to cut a long story short the chat with him ended when he told me " Why don't you go and meet all the other men you are chatting to on here and when you realise they are boring, don't look like their picture and there is no chemistry between you, why don't you email me again and we can start over" That nearly made me run to the doors of the nearest convent let alone think about ever emailing him again.
Lucky escape no.2 - Lee or the Rochdale Racist as he later became known - I started off quite optimistic, he became a bit too keen to whisk me away and teach me to ski but I like to give people a chance so we started to make arrangements to meet and exchanged numbers and I'll let you decide for yourself if you think I should have met him after you read the texts below.
Him - Morning its lee the 1 whos been pestering you on pof!
Me - Hi Lee, I'm just on train to London. Friday meetings down here I just love them.
Him - Horrible town horrible people worked there all lst yr no gud!
Me - I take it you don't like London then.
Him - It's a great night out and thats were it ends! Cockneys r like yanks whatever uve done they av done it better!
Him - Hello again hows u? Won't be able to get over 2mos should be ok for monday!
Me - I'm sorry but I don't think we should meet up as I think we are too different. Your texts were a bit harsh about Americans and Londoners. Good luck though and sorry again but I'm just being honest.
Him - Ok fair enough i was only being honest i can't be false about things i say it as i see it take care!
And this is what he said when I asked him where he lived " A Nice little sh-thole called Rochdale you cant miss the unique skyline of golden domes ..... Mosques that is! Its got to be 1 of the most depressing places in britain and thats coming from a well travelled boy!
Now tell me what you think. Should I have gone to meet him or do you think I was wise to listen to my dating adviser AJ who when asked if I should still go on a date replied " lol sounds like a wife beater"
All comments welcome
Lucky escape no.3 Smithycuddles - Sorry but just typing the name makes my flesh crawl. He started off quite nice but got a bit too intense and his emails just became a series of him sending me his phone number and asking me if I was there. Then the other day I was reading through my messages and his name popped up again. I couldn't resist reading it and it still had the same effect of making my flesh crawl when I read " we should be married by now" and I could hear my ovaries screaming please God not him.
So after my 3 lucky escapes I found myself trying to decide whether to join the local convent or stick with my rabbit and leave my neighbours thinking I like baking late at night when I'm buzzing round the bedroom when a cheeky face with an amazing smile popped up in my search. So I read on and must admit my heart skipped a beat when I read his profile. His grammar was a bit bad but what he wrote more then made up for it. So I added him to my favorites.
If you want to find out more you will have to wait for my next installment TMM- my first date
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