Sorry I know I promised that the next installment would be about my first date and I promise it's coming but I needed to share the contents of my inbox from today with you.
" wow fancy a busy lizzy lunch ha i,m graham" 
"I think you are an absolute stunner, If you fancy going out for a meal, drink etc, please text me on 077........, if not good luck babe xxx"
Is this really what women want? All I can say to Ann Summers and Duracell is if this is all that's on offer then your business is safe.
And to my good friend Mr H who was asking me the other day why all women want arseholes, please, please, please don't ever think this is what we want.
I do feel a bit mean putting their pictures on here but come on, one muscle man in a playsuit and another one in god knows what! Are they for real?
DATING STATISTICS SO FAR TODAY
NO. OF MESSAGES RECEIVED - 9
NO. OF MESSAGES SENT - 2 and only because his messages made me laugh and deserved a reply.
And so the quest continues..................
It sure is a scary business, that top photo is friggin freaky!
ReplyDeleteKeep your cool Miss Ruby, the Perfect Fish is swimming in that pool somewhere you know.
Luvs ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx