I must confess I haven't put much effort into writing my online profile but I try to be as honest as possible. I figured if they don't like the pic they won't bother reading about me but I am tempted to update it as follows and see what responses I get.
Likes - in no particular order
Holidays - hot or cold, anywhere and everywhere
Buying shoes
Gerard Butler
Deloreans
Hair straighteners
S Club 7- Don't Stop Moving (my guilty pleasure)
Fish finger and mushy pea butties (it's a Northern thing and white bread only)
Winning at scrabble
Two penny falls at the sea side, once I'm on them you can't get me off
The X Factor
Not getting dressed on a Sunday if I don't have to
A sleepy shag on a Sunday morning when you can't be arsed to put the effort in but it's still really nice
Sucking cock
Watching the sand slip from beneath your toes when you go paddling
Wearing flip flops and eating ice cream and doughnuts
Jack Daniels and coke with a bag of kettle crisps
Chick Flicks
Singing (and sometimes I hit the right note)
Wrinkle creams and being asked for ID
Having my feet and arms tickled
Afternoon snoozes
Laughing
Dislikes - in no particular order
Losing at scrabble
Beetroot
Bungee jumping, sky diving or anything else that may involve me breaking my neck
Being woken up, it makes me grumpy like a bear
Hangovers
Being sick
Bats and rats
Filling up with petrol
Giving BJ's before breakfast, you have to be really special for that
Being spanked
Sitting next to someone on a plane that hogs the armrest
Fingers between my toes or in my belly button
Being cold and miserable
I think I sound quite normal but I'm beginning to think that normal is the new abnormal in this virtual world. I keep getting asked why I am on a dating website and I am beginning to wonder myself? I only want nice, honest and normal, someone to make me laugh and keep me interested. Am I asking for too much?
I do feel a bit sorry for the normal men on there too (although there doesn't appear to be many) after speaking to a male friend the other day who has done a spot of online dating when I heard the following story.
He had a couple of dates with a girl and decided to invite her back to his place and meet his flat mate. She admitted to my friend that she also liked his flatmate and then asked him if she could go out with him on Tuesday, his flatmate on Wednesday and decide who she liked the best and then they could take her out on Saturday. WTF???????????? I suppose at least she was being honest!!!
One of his mates who had been on a dating website for 5yrs finally flipped after having enough of meeting women who looked nothing like their pictures etc, and told the last one he met "to fuck off you ugly fat cunt". Maybe he was being a touch too honest!!!
What do you think? Is honesty always the best policy? All comments welcome.
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